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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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