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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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