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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What is it called when two people argue about who won a contest?

They're contesting the contest.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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