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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

1987

What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

1197

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225

Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

1310

Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

2992

What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

1180

Why didn't the shark eat the Princess?

Because she was spoiled.

1321

Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

1250

What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

1157

Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988