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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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