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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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