Pictures:

A field of hole wheat.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

901

What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

3173

Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

1455

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

1460

What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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