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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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