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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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