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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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