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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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A field of hole wheat.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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