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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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