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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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