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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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