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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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