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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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