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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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