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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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