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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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