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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

1558

How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

182

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485

How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

1125

A field of hole wheat.

1076

What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

1296

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

265

What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

3209

If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

1445

Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

1272

Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600