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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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