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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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