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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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