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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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