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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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