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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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