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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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