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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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