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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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