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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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