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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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