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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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