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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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