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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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