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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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