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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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