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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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