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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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