Pictures:

What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

219

Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

1320

How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

221

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789

What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

592

Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

331

Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

239

How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

2222

Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

827

What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

256

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

876

What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370