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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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