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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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