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Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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