Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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A 5 o'clock shadow.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

2018

What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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