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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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