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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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