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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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