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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel from the top.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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