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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

2017

Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

2000

What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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