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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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