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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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