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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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