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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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