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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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