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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

1958

What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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