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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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