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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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