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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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