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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

781

Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

1485

Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

1274

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

1147

What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

306

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

2240

Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999

How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

1449

Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

1003

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993