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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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