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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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