Pictures:

What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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