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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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