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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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