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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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A son of a gun.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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