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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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