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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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