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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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