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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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