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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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