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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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