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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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