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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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