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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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