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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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