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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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