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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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