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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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