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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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