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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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