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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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