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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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