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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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