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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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