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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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