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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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